From the desk of Mr. Bloodwing

Author: David VC / Labels: , ,

FROM: M. BLOODWING
TO: ALL STAFF
DATE: 16 SEPTEMBER 189X
RE: REVISION OF NEATH LEXICON BY MR. PAGES


NO CONTRACTS SHALL BE WRITTEN USING WORDS INVENTED BY MR. PAGES WITHOUT PRIOR COMMITTEE REVIEW:
  • PER WORD
  • CHECK-LISTED FOR ALL GRAMMATICAL VARIATIONS
PENALTIES FOR UNAUTHORIZED USE:
  • FIRST VIOLATION - SEVERE
  • SECOND VIOLATION - REASSIGNMENT TO FILING ROOM (AS CABINETRY)
  • POSSESSION OF MR. PAGES DICTIONARY - REPATRIATION VIA MOLOCH STREET STATION FOR ESCALATION
REMINDER: NON-ASSIGNMENT ATTENDANCE OF THEATRICAL PRODUCTIONS DISRESPECTFUL (OVERTLY OR SUBTEXTUAL) OF THE EMBASSY IS GROUNDS FOR REPRIMAND AND DEMERIT.

(signed) M. Bloodwing

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