Showing posts with label Mahogany Hall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mahogany Hall. Show all posts

The Show Must Go On

Author: itsdavidvc / Labels: ,

Dearest Brother,


Well Darien, you've certainly come out on top this time. Why the citizens of the Neath would want to read your mad scribblings is beyond me, but look at you, swimming in Echoes and holed up in the Bazaar with your hooded friends!

No, I'm not going to ask you for another loan. Not that you need me to pay the other ones back now, do you? [Think again, brother.] Seriously, I've got a new job now. I'm the new Stage Engineer at Mahagony Hall! Imagine, that degree came in handy after all!

I've been busier than a deck of zailors tripping over a broken crate of glass eyes lately. Mondays is light entertainment...my play The Inconvenient Aunt is going over quite well! Remember that joke about the spirifer's fork in the orderbs? [Hors' douvres? Good Lord! your spelling is still as atrocious as ever!] It's brings the house down! Not a real spirifer's fork, of course. And a mouthful of radium-infused spagetti... [Radium WHAT? That sounds more dangerous than a real spirifing! I better check for glowing fingerprints on this letter!]

I work behind the scenes on Wednesdays preparing the stage for the Clay Man Group. [What madness is this?] I have to reinforce the floor for their clowinsh antics or they would fall right through the stage. [I have my contacts. He's weakening the floor, not strengthening it. The bowing planks under the clay-smeared human actors make them seem heavier than they truly are.]

Fridays, the place is packed. Mademoiselle Jennette was booed off stage last month. I could tell the moment she plodded on stage that the stupid cow sold her soul! That pale devil patron of yours was cackling from the balcony! We now have the lovely Miss Scarlet as Friday's headliner. She sings that song...oh that song...Fallen London!

Encore after encore! To watch from the behind the stage...the crowd all singing along with glassy eyes as if they're searching their own souls or the hollow pits that used to hold them!
[Alright, now I'm jealous. Can you get me tickets? I'll write off one of the loans..?]

Saturday's? That's the true test of my engineering skills. Oh I'd love to show you my blueprints, but I'm bound by contract not to reveal their secrets. I hope you understand.

Sunday, the Kashmiri XXXXXXXXXXX Princess! [Hiding something, Gabriel?] So enchanting! Especially when you're that close to the frankincense.

Best part of working for the Hall? The cast parties. Sorry I can't invite you.

[Sorry I can't invite you to meet Mr. Chimes, you pompous buffoon!]

Sincerely Yours,

M. Gabriel Mason

P.S. Wren lost another gas canister, please send another? Better yet, can we come pick one up?

[You lost your lease at bookstore, didn't you?]


you can check out any time you like

Author: itsdavidvc / Labels: , , , ,

"If you are not satisfied with the quality of service in this hotel, Dr. Mason, why don't you simply leave?"

Four months? I spent FOUR MONTHS at the Bethlehem Hotel? That's what I get for becoming head of the Astronomy Club! My friends, I would tell you about the interesting guests I met there. There was Dr. Howard When, a mild-mannered Chronomantic Archaeologist from the Sixth City. He had the most fascinating tales of the future. I would tell you about Lord Edward Chauncy (and Raucous Haunches), but the less said about him, the better. And then there was poor Mr. Anthill leaping down the hallways, convinced he was an antelope. Poor bastard. Chauncey said he didn't even taste like venison!

However, as a Doctor (and Surgeon) I would not intrude on the privacy of my fellow patients. I can tell you about how happy I was when I saw Ama and her Clay companion waiting for me in the main lobby! Now, why was the crowd applauding as well?

Oh yes. Apparently my dear brother Gabriel (he goes by his middle name now, his stage name he tells me) was rummaging through my things and found a draft of the scientific fiction I was writing before I was detained. The literati has been devouring my Tales of the Clockwork Caravel, thinking the novel all the more valuable because I was lost for dead in the Marshes. Apparently the price of the book shot up twice again upon word of my postponed demise due to the irony.

What was supposed to be a moment of peace and fresh sanity had turn into the frenzy of a book signing! Seeing as how I hadn't finished the tale yet, I now have to read it through to see what liberties Gabriel has taken with it. He had the audacity to show up at the end of the line with a copy of the book for my own perusal. Inside as a bookmark were two tickets to his next performance at Mahogany Hall, a topical comedy called The Inconvenient Aunt.

I decided to lay low for a while in my pied-à-terre, a room above a lively gathering place in Spite called the Sixes and Sevens. I was intercepted by a postman as I touched the doorknob, who forced me to sign for a package. So this is how my adoring public thanks me, I thought. A cat in the box?

My room was as spartan as I had left it, but still dusty. I noted the package had been bounced between here and my Watchmaker's Hill address. Something had been in the box for five days. Oh dear. I sliced open the top of the box carefully with an extra set of surgical tools I had stashed away. I winced as I peeked in. It was a kitten. The poor thing was half-dead! Such an unusual breed...sleek black fur and red tips on its ears, paws and tail.

That was a week ago. After a steady diet of milk and rubbery lumps little Koen, as I've called him, is now quite healthy. He's already begun to speak, and seems to have picked up my Baltimorean accent. With his unique appearance and speech, I wonder what kind of secrets he'll be able to gather.